Cue to Cue (but we have forgotten the cues)

I am currently on stage anxiously awaiting my first direction. I have been envious of Margo for getting to play Edie and now I get to stand in for her until her arrival. Apparently the majority of the cast of DMD has forgotten how to tell time seeing is that there is no other cast members here besides myself (Tony Parker) and we are already over an hour late getting started. This fact should put the future audience at ease knowing that we have spent more time on acting and working moments than learning to tell time. I have just discovered Jerid stabbing the couch with a giant needle and he is liking it a little too much (I wonder if there is subtext somewhere in there, maybe he is thinking of someone?). I feel like breaking into song, what song you ask, that is a good question when I know you'll know. The anticipation of this first cue is crazy I wonder what it will be and what I will have to do. OMG! the first cue is here, it finally here...I go I go look how I go swifter than the arrow from the Tartar's bow.