Last month was September. You know what that means, don't you?
I'm here for a visit. The name's Bendy Straw Calf. For those of you unfamiliar with my presence in Ami's life, I basically make it a terrible experience for her to walk around. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Bendy, why must you cause Ami so much pain?" Here's why. Once, many Septembers ago, Ami welcomed me into her life during a "Frankie and Johnny" rehearsal. It was such a joyous experience for the both of us, I decided to return every September so we can both relive those fond memories. Sick and twisted? Maybe. Endearing, tender, and adorable? Definitely.
Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about my little vacation to paradise. I have to share Ami with her leg muscles, and boy, are they pissed. They are ALWAYS whining and crying out, "Just so you know, it sucks in here!" They've even been creating some pretty gnarley bruises on Ami's leg. It's been a whole year since they've seen me, and I don't even get a "Welcome Back, Bendy!" sign. Selfish.
Ah, well. My stay here is coming to an end pretty soon. It's been another lovely visit, as usual, and I cannot wait to return to Ami next September. In the meantime, I'll be around enjoying some "Die Mommie Die!" rehearsals.
Sincerely Ami's,
Always in September,
Bendy Straw Calf <3
1 comment:
I couldn't have written this better myself, Bendy!
Looking forward to our reunion next September.
I hate to be pushy but you've stayed your week and I really need to get back to climbing stairs at a reasonable pace.
Much love,
Your host.
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